It has been a shockingly long time that the Most Important Dog has remained silent. I now take up my pen to give my clamoring readers those details of my life that they have been coveting:
With each succeeding rain, the bluff has grown more green and lush.
Practically jungle-esque, in fact.
Thus, I was not surprised at the end of the week to see a truck pull up and a tractor descend the ramp.
The guy whizzed around, moving Stonehenge boulders and cutting away the grass at great speed.
For a while I managed to ignore him.
But eventually, as his cutting grew more and more fevered, I decided to get out of the way.
I felt I owed it to my loved ones not to be a daredevil.
