 
  
I got to work right away on some of my New Year's resolutions -- specifically, those dealing with exercise and excretion.
 
  First, I took a very long walk with my associates Buddy and Killer.  By the end we were exhausted, especially me.
   First, I took a very long walk with my associates Buddy and Killer.  By the end we were exhausted, especially me.  
I took a few hours to rest.
Then I undertook learning how to use the doggie door. 
It was fairly pleasant.  My training team had taped up one piece of the airlock door, so I only had to go through one layer of plastic.  
   
    
    
  
 I had a lot of encouragement from my trainers, and they arranged for me to enjoy delicious treats on the other side.
  I had a lot of encouragement from my trainers, and they arranged for me to enjoy delicious treats on the other side.  
      I was a heroic and outstanding student, if I do say so myself.
  I was a heroic and outstanding student, if I do say so myself.
   
    
    
  
      So far, though, this is just an agreeable pastime involving intermittent reinforcement.  I have not yet reached a Helen Keller-"W-A-T-E-R"-type epiphany where I catch on that I should run out this door when I need to void my bowels.  Perhaps that will come later.  Or maybe not.  It's not an easy connection to make.
  So far, though, this is just an agreeable pastime involving intermittent reinforcement.  I have not yet reached a Helen Keller-"W-A-T-E-R"-type epiphany where I catch on that I should run out this door when I need to void my bowels.  Perhaps that will come later.  Or maybe not.  It's not an easy connection to make.