Parade blues

 

    So, I see that the Palisades has picked a winning motto for this year's Fourth of July parade:  "Small Town, Big Heart."  

    As these things go, it's okay, but it doesn't seem very Lambie-centric.  "Small Town, Big Poop," would have been better.  Or, "Small Dog, Big Stomach."  Or even,"Nice Bluffs, Many Ground Squirrels."

     Of course, I realize that I have only myself to blame, since I didn't enter the contest.  

    Next year I'm going to enter a slogan.  It's my civic duty, plus I think that I'd really enjoy the victor's reward of riding on the fire truck during the parade.